"well there you go. b*ck likes em big. swales, bmps, and asses." - chris

Houston Mud Fudge... first thing to eat in the morning and the last thing to do after coffee.

Martins comment

Dude were gona finish all this work for tomarrow and kats gona just be like... i asked for plan oblique!.... Right.. Right...

The Best Major Ever

Dude this is like the best major ever; part arts and crafts, part bullshit- Alex

Crappy music

Hey josh did you get that soundtrack straight from Albertsons- Martin

Brennan's Diagrams

Dude, Brennan, "Right?'s" going to faint when she sees that montage. Then she's going to wake up, look at the rest of our stuff and faint again. -Chad

Erasers

Hey Martin, do you have an eraser...oh wait, you don't have erasers because you don't make mistakes. - Chad

Hobo

"Dude a hobo is in our studio... he just followed me up the stairs and walked right in... go check it out." -Mike

midol?

chris: do any of you girls have any midol?

Lamps

I love these lamps...they're like velociraptors. - Chad

Master... not Mastur

When a guy sleeps with a lot of women... "He's the Man" but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men... "she's a slut/whore"... But I thought about it a different way... if a key can open all locks... it's known as the "Master Key"... but if a Lock is unlocked by every key... thats just a shitty lock.

Smart Ass

A Site Plan includes your drawing. -Buck

Well in that case Buck you would need paper too. -Rob

Sprite

Sprite gives me a tomach ache. - Josh

Dance

*In talking about being professional in a work environment or situation*

It kind of sucks that you have act differently around different people....because ALL I WANT TO DO IS DANCE! - Josh

Not doing anything in studio

"Dude, I don't want to do a damn thing for studio" - Me

"Dude, me neither....................so I'm not." - X-treme Chad

Snoop Dogg

I worked for Snoop Dogg once, I designed a swiming pool in the shape of a dog bone!

Walgreens

"Uhh ya um u sub mit dem photos after 3 am cause it don't work after 3" - Employee

"No I submitted at 11 pm" - Mike

"Ah umm well see da person leaves at 10 pm so ya we don't get em till we open in da mernin" - Employee

"You are a 24 hour store!" - Mike

"Hmm well gimme 30 minutes" - Employee

"I'll give you 15." - Mike

"Well, I'm waitin fur da machine to wake up..." - Employee

"Well fry some bacon and ring a bell cause you got 15 minutes!" - Mike

Virus

"I think I have a virus on my go-phone"-Josh

MEAT

"I beat the shit out of my meat this morning"-Josh

Im not That Fat

Whats the difference between Glossy and Mustard?- Mike

Amazon Women

"I would rather stay in an air conditioned office with a staff of Amazon women working for me" -Buckshot

Upwind

(Allosaurus)-"do you guys smell that... there must be something upwind".....
(Allosaurus)-"must be skank"

Did you know that a horse can discharge a gallon of pee and 20 pounds of fecal matter in a day? That must have gotten....ummm....GROSS!! - Kevin R.

When she walked in, I did like a Cat-Analysis - Mike

Oh...you mean like a Catscan? - Alex

"Africa is a fag." -Wisdom from the board of Separation

"Is that ok?, I'm an asshole". - Josh Brooks

Dinosaurs roamed the earth until they became bloated

Or so they say; New studies show that the high amount of methane gas (CH4) released from these colossal size reptilians when farting caused the earth to undergo changes. These changes, a.k.a global warming, is now suspected to have exterminated the dinosaurs. These flatulations have also been rumored to cause mile wide craters in the ground, once thought to be from meteorites. :)

Quotes from the Book of Chad the Extreme

-"I wish i could laser cut with my eyes" - Extreme Chad

-Chris picks up a lightsaber in plants... Rob- "Ya dude, thats probably some dude's anal toy."

-As the storm is approaching...

Rob- "Here comes the tornado."

Amelia- "No, I heard it sounds like a freight train."

Rob- "Na, somebody told me it sounds like a Volvo."

-"Oklahoma is the worst place to drive through. Oklahoma SUCKS!" -Josh

"Why are you talking bad about Oklahoma!? That's where my family is from... dick!" -15 models

"Al Gore's not around... Global warming... Im talking global BOOM!" -Mike (reference to blowing up the model with a car battery explosion)

"Can we go galactic bowling after and not wear pants?" -Josh

-"I would he's my little friend, but that just sounds weird. I mean I don't have sex with him or anything." "I just take him out to dinner and buy him Christmas presents." -Josh

-"Why don't you name it [your files in cadgis]... if you charge me more than $4 I'll whip your ass." -Rob

-"For 2 years all he did was sit in his house, do meth, and masturbate." -Alex

-"Is she really wearing all black with brown boots?"

-Can i use your computer? I'll bring it back to you. Where's my computer? Ohh i went to New Orleans! I left it on your porch, but don't worry its not raining yet!

1. Do you have a hot pocket? Ill pay you a dollar.
2. Does anyone have any hot sauce?
3. Why do we have to turn on the lights?
4. Who put the paper in the trash can? Recycle! AHHHH!!!
5. Can I borrow 37 cents?
6. Can i use someones tigercard? I left mine at home,
7. How do you do draw a line in autocad?
8. How do you use a brush in photoshop?
9. How come no one likes my boyfriend?
10. Why is josh such an asshole?
11. Why does alex talk so loud?
12. Does anyone have like a little piece of chipboard i could borrow? Like 4 sheets?
13. Has anyone seen my phone?
14. Can anyone let me use their autocad cause mines not working?
15. Can anyone give me their basemap?
16. Did anyone go to the site?
17. Is anyone going home right now, cause I live right around the corner and i dont want to walk?
18. Thunder strikes... Is it raining?
19. At about 2:00 am...Wow... its dark already?
20. Why does michael keep playing that QUAIL track?
21. Why is chad "extreme"?
22. Anyone seen elsy?
23. Hmmm... where did scotty go?
24. Why does trahan always leave when im in here?
25. Can anyone hear me?
26. Why does everyone hit my desk when they walk in?