The Best Major Ever

Dude this is like the best major ever; part arts and crafts, part bullshit- Alex

Crappy music

Hey josh did you get that soundtrack straight from Albertsons- Martin

Brennan's Diagrams

Dude, Brennan, "Right?'s" going to faint when she sees that montage. Then she's going to wake up, look at the rest of our stuff and faint again. -Chad

Erasers

Hey Martin, do you have an eraser...oh wait, you don't have erasers because you don't make mistakes. - Chad

Hobo

"Dude a hobo is in our studio... he just followed me up the stairs and walked right in... go check it out." -Mike

midol?

chris: do any of you girls have any midol?

Lamps

I love these lamps...they're like velociraptors. - Chad

Master... not Mastur

When a guy sleeps with a lot of women... "He's the Man" but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men... "she's a slut/whore"... But I thought about it a different way... if a key can open all locks... it's known as the "Master Key"... but if a Lock is unlocked by every key... thats just a shitty lock.